So, for the past 6 months, Shay was my drinking partner. Our drinking nights were nothing fancy, and we rarely even left the apartment! And now that’s Shay’s gone, I think I need a new drinking buddy. I wanted some martinis tonight, but Keithy wasn’t really up for it. So, I’m on the hunt.
Here are the requirements:
- Must like to drink
- Must live near me or willing to have slumber parties – drinking & driving is SO not cool.
- Must like inappropriate conversation
- Must love pajamas
- Must love me in pajamas
- Must love incessant laughter
- Must support non-stop crying
- Must give swift kicks in the ass when appropriate
- Must give hugs when appropriate
- Must love me
All applicants should contact me ASAP. I’m looking to fill this position soon.