Jenn’s one hell of a woman, who always speaks the truth, even when the truth hurts. Kind of like your mother, if she didn’t love or care for you at all. But Jenn does love you – she just shows it in a different kind of way.
Jenn says she has nothing she’d like to shamelessly self-promote, so I (Bryant) thought I’d just shamelessly promote Jenn herself!
I had the pleasure of spending 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 4 weeks with Jenn in Ontario, Canada. I was head-over-heels for this fruit fly from the very first day, and I love her dearly.
Jenn’s Top 10
- Just because I can pull off ruffles, doesn’t mean that you can.
- If you find yourself beside a girl who hangs around with gay men, is fat, ugly, beastly, and a controlling psycho-bitch, looking to convert every homosexual male within a 100-mile radius into a straight man – run for the hills as you found yourself a “HAG”. Yes, I know this should be obvious, but unfortunately, it has to be pointed out to some.
- You love shoes. Enough said.
- It is okay to let ME be the one carrying the fabulous bag once in a while.
- No matter what, your ass is never as fat as you think it is. Okay, well, most of your asses aren’t.
- If I ever forget the lyrics, I know I can count on you to fill them in.
- Will someone please explain the Barbara Streisand obsession???? I just don’t get it. I mean really, can I just once hear you say she needs a damn nose job!
- I don’t want to hear about your sex life unless it contains the words “and then Vin Diesel joined in”.
- Next to you, I look like an angel (and that ain’t easy to accomplish) 😉
- Gay men may be some of the only people in the world that give better head than I do.